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A cartoon character based on Morrisey who only speaks in Smiths lyrics.
This is my imaginary friend
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Arthur Rackham - The Ring of the Niblung by Richard Wagner
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The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
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I was asked for a rebloggable version, so here you go.
Transcription:
mad-adam asked: Explain to me the technicalities of BDSM.
well you see you start out with two teams of 11 people, one is the “doms” and one is the “subs”. there is a referee called “the switch”.
then the game starts when the subs give a wrapped gift called ‘submission’ to the doms, and the doms have to laugh like supervillians and crack whips. then the two teams jelly wrestle for half an hour, with points being awarded for lost items of clothing.
after the jelly wrestling there is an obstacle course called “THE ONE TRUE WAY” and during it if a dom answers to anything but MASTER they are disqualified and if a sub refuses any order given them they are also disqualified and sent to the sin bin (where the orgies happen).
then they play the most hardcore game of simon says you’ve ever seen.
then at the end of the game whichever team has the most points is the winner of BDSM and the captain of that team becomes the King of Alternative Sexuality.
the dominants always win because true submissives always give in to dominants.
omg laughing so hard i think i pooped a lil
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